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‘Twas the Night Before Gameday

‘Twas the night before Gameday, and all through Nebraska,

The fans have been stirring, they haven’t been able to go to our house. Only the players have been present, practice without a rouse.

The jerseys were hung at the away lockers with care, in hopes saint football would grant an upset there.

The players were nestled all snug in husker beds;
While visions of rushing and catching danced in their heads.

As Mario smoked a cig and Chinander was drawing a play,
Duval had just settled down for some squats ‘cause: IT’S LEG DAY,

When down on the street there arose such a clatter,
They sprang to their feet to see what was the matter.
Away to the window, they were flying, dude,
They were joined at the window by coach Barrett Ruud.

The streetlamp shone on the construction on the street down there,
(It’s Lincoln, after all, that streets are always closed for repair.)

When what to their wondering eyes crested the hill,
But a swagged out coach, with some chaw in his grill,
Driving a fancy pickup, license plates said “The Boss”,

They knew in a moment, it must be Saint Frost.



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