The True Curse is Broken, the curse of the Dachshexe.

Ladies and Gentlemen. I saw a post about the curse being broken, yet they have no idea just how wrong they were. The true curse is the most recent bowl drought, and I have come humbly to plea my guilt in causing this. Before I delve into why I am the cause of so much misery, I shall give a bit of backstory.

For I am a 28 year old Husker born in December of 95. So the first Husker game ever that I was alive for was one of our proudest. The beatdown of the Gators to secure our National Championship. So I was born into True Glory. For most of my life I witnessed mostly winning football, until that is, in 2016 I moved to a far away land, Germany. Here I was bewitched into falling for, as the Germans would call her, Dachshexe, or Badger Witch, (She is a Wisconsinite and Badger fan). I am still currently under her spell, as she has been my wife for many moons now.

So since the days of union between the Dachshexe and myself, we have had the longest bowl drought that I would not wish upon my mortal enemies, a drought that has dried up our victory cup into a former shell of itself, for I have not just drank from this empty cup before, but we have all seen the mirage of victory that seemingly spills from this cup year after year. "No this is our year, well not that year but this year, oh okay that year wasn't it either but this year shall bear fruit and wine." We all know which cuppeth we tried to drink from, the ever inviting Kool-Aid Cup.

But I have cast aside this heresy, and vowed to break the curse that has occured from my union. How might I have broken this curse you may ask? Well the only way to stop the power of the Dachshexe, was to counteract it with the love that only Nebraska fans may know. The Love for Nebraska football, from a true born Nebraska fan. You may still be confused, so I shall say it clearly. The Dachshexe is with child, and this child is none other than the next Husker Born Child that will continue their fathers legacy. To be born, and witness the Rise to Prominence that is Husker Football. A new dynasty is on the horizon my fellow Huskers.

My beautiful child is set to be born into this world in March of 2025, so for their power before birth is so grand that I predict 10-2 this year. But once they are born, their power will be too much for others to withstand, and from that day onward, we will never lose again. I repeat, We Will Never Lose Again. GO BIG RED, AND GROW LITTLE BABY, GROW AND CHEER FOR THE WINNERS AS THEY GO BY.