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The Morning After: The Carpenters Were The Greatest Band In History

This is an awesome photo. | Photo by Steven Branscombe/Getty Images

It’s true. And like today, it’s full of pain.

Nate is out. He had a wedding to go to. He might be dead. A guy that goes to a wedding on a gameday is dead to me. At least for a week. He said, as he left on the plane, ‘will someone please take over “The Morning After” article for me’, grabbing desperately at me and Ranchbabe, “Please….”.

He said this as he died to me because he loves you. He understands that you fuckers in our community, who should be going to church and praying for our Beloved Huskers, are sitting there instead asking for explanations.

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