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Big Red Cobcast: Does Bookie Still Love Us?

How much longer does our love affair with a beloved Husker recruit last?

I’ve been married for almost a decade. I love my wife, and she loves me. Yet, I know there will be moments when she chooses to watch the most boring British television imaginable. Not like the Ricky Gervais version of The Office. We’re talking old people talking to old people about old people things while wearing cardigans and drinking brandy and tea. And I’m pretty sure the brandy and tea are old, too.

I want to believe the best in my wife, but I know she will punish me with the absolute boredom of shows like As Time Goes By. Every night I hope she’ll excitedly ask to start watching Narcos or Last Chance U, but it never happens. Judi Dench is a fine actress, but I have no need to see her argue about nothing with her geriatric television husband.

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