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Week 11 Cobs

Fans behaving badly, THE Ohio State, and drunk announcers

Nominee #1 – @DannyRichter – Listen up chuckleheads who tweet at players. KNOCK IT OFF. This particular no-talent assclown tweeted to DB Chris Jones. I’m screenshotting and linking it in case he suddenly grows a moral compass.

We prefer to that our cob nominations be more schadenfreude and less outright moral degeneration. But in this case, this week, I’m making an exception. This is social media equivalent of drinking and driving and I’m wearing mirrored sunglasses. If you can’t handle a Husker loss without tweeting smack at players you have a problem that likely doesn’t start nor end with your thumbs. Get some f’ing help.

Nominee #2 – THE Ohio State Buckeyes – The #6 team in the nation and the Big Ten’s best shot at a College Football Playoff slot got pants’d by Iowa 55-24 in front of a full house at Kinnick Stadium and several hundred delighted kids and parents. The last time anyone hung half a hundred on THE OSU was back when Nebraska only had 2 national championship trophies. It was Urban Meyer’s worst loss of his career. Twitter, of course, was nuanced its response.

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