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Scott Frost Nixes “Avocado Toast” Playcall

This is possibly the worst joke you’ll ever read. Blame the millenials!

Corn Nation’s secret “special insider contacts” have discovered that Scott Frost intends to change one of his most important play calls.

Frost has developed a method of moving fast that is unparalleled in college football. His method of speed is so detailed that it involves chopping play calling down to a bare minimum, so much so that it takes at most three seconds to call a play. Frost frequently used the playcall “Avocado Toast” when he was at UCF to signify his best running play that his team could perform while moving quickly. Frost’s ISO running play was formally called “Green Right Slot 90 Lead” in the UCF playbook, but during certain games that call was changed to “Avocado Toast” to not only shorten the concept, but to confuse opponents who might have intercepted the call.

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