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HUSKER FOOTBALL SELF-HELP: Things To Do While Waiting For That Rumored Press Conference

Don’t get me wrong, laughing at Tennessee is entertaining as hell, but there is so much more that could be accomplished.

We don’t know for sure that there will be a press conference on Sunday or maybe Monday to introduce our new head coach and we definitely do not know for sure that said head coach and savior will be former 1997 NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP WINNING QUARTERBACK (eat a bag of dicks, Michigan) and current Central Florida Head Coach Scott Frost.

All we do know for sure is that every school with an opening has suddenly dropped interest in definitely possibly the hottest coaching name out there and every person with actual ties to Frost is doing their respective impression of Charlie Chaplin or the Red October trying to defect. I mean, they’ve gone really, really quiet.

We’ll get carpal tunnel if we continually refresh our screens until Sunday (or Monday), so I’ve enlisted the help of a couple CN Staffers to offer suggestions for ways to pass the time until then. Take it away, gentlemen:

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