Tommie Frazier Traded to Creighton for ‘Ol Creigh Aysker
Breaking news from Omaha and Lincoln took place this past Tuesday evening, when a trade was announced between Creighton and Nebraska. It seems that Creighton has traded Century Link Center Goodwill Ambassador and wavering Jaysker, “Ol Creigh J Aysker” to Nebraska.
In return, the Jays will receive former Husker quarterback and “Jaysker Since Tuesday Evening Tommie Frazier”. Frazier was seen on TV by many at the Century Link Center this past Tuesday evening proudly sporting his quarterzip fake sweatervest – still with tags on in case he changes his mind – giving a big thumbs up to everyone in the state except Scott Frost.
The trade sent waves through the state, as previous Jaysker Ambassador “Ol Creigh” has been wavering in his support for the Bluejays for quite some time now, and reports indicate he may have questioned his allegiance for a while. “He never seemed to care about Creighton games – he just went for the cheesecrumble bowls and mimosas, and he didn’t even know the players names,” said longtime Jaybacker Carl Nelson. “I mean, ever since Doug left, I can’t quite remember the players’ names either, but I guess that doesn’t matter – go Jays!”